Thursday Thumpers: June 2


the News at Noon

Welcome to the News at Noon, our daily round-up of what we're reading from around the web shared everyday around lunchtime.  We're also throwing in a dope quote on the daily because, why not?  Leave your favorite articles and quotes in the comments!


"There is only one way to avoid criticism:

do nothing,

say nothing,

and be nothing."



Here's What You Need to Know About Andy Samberg's New Show 'Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" // LA TIMES

There's No Denying Chad's a Jerk, but Can We Really Fault Him for Asking the Right Questions About Love? #Bachelorette #Jojo // WASHINGTON POST

Forbes Just Released Its Second Annual List of America's Richest Self-Made Women. Can You Guess Who's Number One? // FORBES

Um, This Matte White Himalaya Niloticus Crocodile Diamond Birkin Just Sold for a Chill $300k // REFINERY 29

What's the Drug Scene Like These Days? Here's an Apt Breakdown // BROADLY

Mark Cuban on Donald Trump, “I know what I’m good at, and I know what I’m not good at. I’m not so sure Donald knows what he’s not good at.” // VANITY FAIR

Emoji Alert: Bacon, Avocado, and 77 More Cartoons Are Coming Your Way // MARIE CLAIRE

How Cute Is This Summer Top? // SHOPBOP

Happy Thursday, y'all!